I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Ummmm I went to see who was upstairs, he was the only one in his room so we had sex while the travel channel played in the background.
Oh good. Romantic. Still, I'm jealous of the sex.
Probably not, since he made me promise not to tell anyone it only lasted ten seconds.
My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
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You kept making up "snapple facts" every time you opened a beer.
i just feel like the statute of limitations for admitting i plowed through her car last night was up a couple hours ago
I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
Ended up getting hot boxed in a limo with a bunch of asians going to a karaoke bar. I think I pretended to understand their language for a solid hour. Am I bilingual now?
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
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Give me a minute. I'm trying to buy moonshine from a railroad worker named "Cowboy."
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
Your penis caused this!
I've never sung with balls in my mouth
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