new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
I just tried to sell my homemade "lightning bolt stencil for pubes" on Etsy.
You said you'd make me a thank you card for taking care of your drunk ass. I'll be expecting that monday.
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
If this gives you any indication of my current state, I stopped at Meijer after work and bought funyuns, pregnancy tests and chocolate.
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
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