He’s a liberal pot smoker and perfect for me. He invented a game where we have to smoke a joint every time you hear a Middle Eastern accent on NPR.
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
I just took a bite of a bagel at school and it tasted like weed. If I am high for my test in 2 hours I'm gonna kick someones ass
once I found out that a naked stripper wasn't gonna pop out of the cake I kind of just lost interest in the party
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
The only piece of furniture in the apartment is a wine rack.
When I came in she was screaming "boundaries!" at the cat because it was trying to eat her pizza rolls.
Petting the cat and listening to "you've got a friend". This is why I smoke weed. To make sense of situations like this.
I thought he was walking around the front. I just hit and run my booty call. I'm the worst non girlfriend ever
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
It blows my mind that pandora doesn't have an : I want to lay in bed in the dark and be sad and cold and eat frozen mangos and chipotle all day station
I'm sitting in Starbucks, waiting for direction in my life, or it to be 8 p.m. Whatever comes first.
Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
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