what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
got extra credit for showing up to class before a holiday. it hit me 5 minutes later that she meant easter....
His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
I just took two shots of Burnerts out of a ladle. Get here now.
She asked me to come on her OkCupid date with her
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
...okay, you can't just say 'masturbating llama' and not explain yourself
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