You surviving the open bar?
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Literally he has the smallest penis I've ever felt since 8th grade.
you don't seem to understand just how much pasta i spilled on my bed last night.
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
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SOMEONE has to puke in the potted plants at an Xmas party. As their boss I felt it should be me.
I picked up a guy that night wearing a onesie. I kicked Xmas' ass
what compelled you to fill her bra with pudding and freeze it in the first place?
i might remember if i didn't get knocked out with it later that day.
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
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Brightest idea yet: lets drink enough at ladies-drink-free nights to make up for the cost of tampons. Breaking even on having vaginas!
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
Your next boyfriend should be from MENSA...you're so smart, it's intimidating as fuck. My penis retracted in fear.
If body pillows had a built in vibrator attached I would literally never need a boyfriend again
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
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