But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
I just caught myself watching and Irish step dance documentary in my underwear drinking nyquil through a straw at 2 in the afternoon. today's off to a good start.
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
Well I just put wine in my tea
We can stop fighting if you send me a picture of your dick standing at full attention wearing a sock.
I'll wait.
It can also be a hat.
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
Just got recognized as black out drunk girl. I'm never going to live that down, am I?
I'm classy like audry Hepburn. Chugging wine out of the bottle on the way to the club. Shed do that. I know she would.
Randomize
