Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I am paying my roommate as much of the electric bill in pennies as possible because I hate her.
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
Woke up this morning to my mom on the phone with my dad saying, "It's probably just your prostate." Reasons to move out. Go.
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
If you wake up tomorrow and start to wonder.... Yes you did just eat mild sauce from taco bell out of the package while informatively yelling about the loss of my virginity
It's embarrassing enough people in my life are aware of the ridiculous things that happen to me. I don't think we need to get the whole world involved.
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
We got to the hotel at 12AM with nothing but a plastic bag of magnum condoms and lube, while wearing glow sticks. The receptionist handed us a bunch of water bottles and said "These are on us.", not even phased by three dudes about to have a threesome. I love this town.
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
Jailed a totally belligerent hot guy. That was probably my most thorough pat down. Ever.
So in the middle of making out, he decided to give me a breast exam. God I love dating a doctor. He saved me a $20 copay.
Self care is breaking into nasa and launching yourself directly into the fucking void
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
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