Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
in jail i did the beyonce ass shake for the police officers & called Sally from my collect phone in my cell & started singing "im in JAAAIL IM IN JAAAIL",
Michael Bay is the white Tyler Perry.
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
I drunkenly asked a stripper to join our volleyball team.
You were fucked up like a footballbat trying to eat gum off your shoe. And that wasn't even the nights lowest point.
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
Next time I think buying tan-thru bikinis is a good idea, remind me of that time I passed out in one and burned the epic shit out of my pussy.
When was that?
Yesterday. Bring aloe. For my pussy.
Dad got stoned the other day and bought us potty training seats for when we have children
He has an accent when he types. I can *hear* the schnitzel. Especially when he's drunk.
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
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