Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
I rolled out of the car, crawled on all fours to the door, did somersaults all the way to my room, and then I ran across the parking lot to tell our neighbor you wanted to bang him. I'm not even sure if it was the right guy.
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It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
You're an idiot. I have LIVED as a cautionary tale of what happens when you drink too much and stick your dick in crazy, HAVE YOU LEARNED NOTHING?
I'm just saying, I walked in on you blowing a burrito. I now understand how obsessed you are with Taco Bell. And how long it's been since you've got some.
Wore a burger king crown while giving head still drunk this morning #blessed
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Can you please venmo me emergency money? i have no pants.
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
Dude, someone puked in my washing machine last night, I tried turning it on to clean it...not a good idea
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
The pandemic has not made Uber drivers any less chatty.
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