This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
i kept drunkenly begging people i met to be in my facebook mafia
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
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you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
its 4am. im standing over him in my bed eating chinese food, on the phone with dan trying to convince him to break up with his gf. whoredom.
Turns out he's old enough to be my dad. I'm so excited. I've never had a sugar daddy before. What should I ask for first!? Want anything?
I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
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Welcome to the single world where it seems vibrator batteries are in short supply and making a sandwich while naked at 2am is relatively normal
We're super invested in me shitting to my full potential
That's probably when I climbed a tree and told everyone I was an ornament
We shall need something stronger. Anal lube, the blood of a giraffe, and a bay leaf should do the trick. Make the paste and cover your left knee and anus in it.
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
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