that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
My text messages all automatically add Zs on them cause of your skank ass messages you send me
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
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Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
Congrats on having the best tasting nipple at the bar last night.
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
I just gate-crahed a party and met a state senator, so I had an interesting afternoon jog.
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
Do you ever look at your life and go "i'm too sober for this bullshit"?
Every day of my life.
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