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(313): View more from Michigan

I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.

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(859): View more from Kentucky

Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt

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And?

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(408): View more from California

Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.

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(407): View more from Florida

Tbell employee was shuffling through my bag, calling off each item i ordered to make sure it was all there. I stopped him halfway through with "guy, don't worry, I'm high as shit, I'll eat anything."

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(361): View more from Texas

I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.

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(225): View more from Louisiana

ask me if i forgot to go to a midterm today

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(304): View more from West Virginia

I just found puke in my bra..

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(731): View more from Tennessee

He started using my brother's rc helicopter as a beer delivery device. He's a drunk McGyver.

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(301): View more from Maryland

just got permission to expense a nerf gun

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