STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
If you ever bitch out on 72oz margarita night again, this friendship is over
You're just mad because I look hotter in my mug shot than you do in yours
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
Also, I might need your help for a prank involving a hand puppet, a coke bottle, double-sided tape, and my dick...
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
He was so wasted he lit his sink on fire with shit he found in his room....it was smokeless. Chemistry majors drunk = the coolest shit ever.
YOU'RE NOT THE ONE BEING EVISCERATED BY YOUR OWN UTERUS SO GET SOME DAMN SLEEP YOU FOOL!
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