you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
my mom used to put diet coke in my bottle. i can pretty much handle anything.
We need to stop sleeping with people based on which NFL team they like.
We've been here for ten minutes. She told me I wasn't "Irish enough", licked my tits, and then sprinkled green glitter on them.
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
I could run a drunk marathon in heels
Look outside and see if the septic tank explodes when I flush this.
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
Help me help you realize you are a moron
Don't make me do math I'm drunk and full of chicken
You punched me in the face while blackout. 20 min later I told you I'd been punched in the face and you yelled 'by who, imma go kill 'em!'
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
Randomize
