she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
You took shots of captn out of a empty percocet bottle, i just saw you fall threw the floor of rock bottom.
there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
I wasn't so much your wingman at that point as I was the interpreter of you point at shit and mumbling to the cab driver.
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
Apple should advertise that their phones are puke-proof. They would appeal to a whole new audience.
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
And they're not making a turkey. My cousin was "hoping to shoot a bird this week"
We need to stop going on dates to the strip club.
An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
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