Everything went well, until I walked into his bedroom and there was a Ronald Reagan poster watching over his bed - creepy
I think we were cool up until the point where he saw that planned parenthood was on my speed dial.
bet u 5 dollars u can't guess were i woke up this morning
oh god.. jail?
better, on the catwalk of the auditorium
No more Irish car bombs ever.
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I will never get the visual of you crying while chewing christmas lights out of my head
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
who's idea was it to start the NCAA tournament less than a week after St. Patrick's day? My liver needs time to recover for things like this.
hahahaha what do we need the kangaroos for? please tell me we release them instead of doves
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On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
This is why I should’ve just stuck with blow jobs. I’m good at blow jobs. Blow jobs never fail me.
Sorry I didn’t really get to say goodbye last night I was busy vomiting in your fathers front yard
Give me one good reason why I should go with you.
Free beer.
..pick me up at 8.
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