Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
Came home and the girl was sitting on the steps "talking" on her ipod touch AND was halfway done eating a raw cucumber.
Actions speak louder than pants.
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
I'm concerned you might be passed out on a random rooftop right now. Not concerned enough to do anything about it. Hope you're alive. Goodnight.
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
Dude, if she brings up the lube, you know nothing
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
traded hat for shot of whiskey. lovah yo life. only ADVENTURE NOW. OH GOD IT WENT TO CAPS LOCK
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
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