umm..so Dad's wearing a thong, I don't know what to do
put a dollar in it?
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
I don't know what kind of drugs you were on last night but you kept trying to highlight my face because you said I was important
I just threw up during my phone interview for the largest PR firm in the world.
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and honestly a story about how you met your future husband that DOESN'T include the words "creeped him on facebook" is really not a story worth sharing
Just found out my mom's voicemail password is 6969..
I took both his daughters virginities. There's no way he won't give me a job
It was so cute that he apologized for getting cum on my couch. If he realized how many guys had cum on that couch in the past year, he wouldn't have touched my vagina with a 10-ft pole.
Just don't have sex while watching Home Alone. It will ruin Christmas for you.
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I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS
Girl you're stalking so hard you're gonna know both their social security numbers soon
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
so i was about to call you for your birthday but then i started making out with this guy... and i feel bad but i felt like you'd understand
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
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