But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
I just want to do a slip-and-slide into a giant pool of jello shots right now.
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You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
You told me you loved me after I brushed your teeth with my index finger.
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I'm keeping him.
Let's be honest dude, you almost cried when I gave you a handy, you are not ready for a relationship, I knew this.
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What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
I touched a dick in church today
Sorry my friend with benefits tried to run you over with his car
I think he was trying to be romantic, but the candle he had lit was the kind you use to repel mosquitoes..
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