Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
Just ran to the store on my way to the office to buy Diet Coke...the guy in front of me let me cut because it was 4 more minutes until 8am, so he wouldn't be able to purchase his vodka. I love Wisconsin
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
We're stoned and watching little Einstein videos. Come. Over. Now.
You did that scary laugh you always do when you're blacking out except she's never heard it before and though you were choking and screamed at all of us when we didn't call an ambulance
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
My night ended with a French cab driver offering me his sperm free of cost.
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
it was one of those unspoken contracts of silence like "I teach your daughter and you work at a strip club"...I don't tell if you don't
you're telling me you don't want to have sex 30,000 feet above the earth?
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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