Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
Just asked the bartender if I could use the register to see my grades.
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
Half the people who compete die. All the rest either lose their minds or grow an innate fear of sharks, vodka, and fishbowls
stuck in a tree...bring a ladder. also my arm might be broken. no questions are allowed.
Oh, and i love you too. Im just a selfish dick who had to talk about myself first
I don't know how I'm going to know it's her, I only know what she looks like with a wig on
SHE COULD ALREADY BE HERE AND I WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
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