Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
look mate, i'm pretty sure 14 texts saying "fuck me. fuck me now" more than passes the legal benchmark for consent.
You'd think me telling him that I'm a lesbian would make him realize that I don't want to hook up with him.
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
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i found him! he's on the front porch using a bag of potting soil as a pillow. i forgot i left him there.
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
was it me or did you scream 'champagne motherfucker' when you punched him in the face ??
I tried to force my roommate into a sink last night. And I almost won.
Just gave a blow job while wearing a shirt that says 'world's coolest mom' idk how my conscience feels...
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My roommate has gone Christmas crazy. It looks like Jack Frost came all over my living room. Wanna come fuck me in the fake snow by the fireplace?
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
I'd love you more if you were covered in hot cheetos
Try to fuck my roomie AND steal my slippers: you are no longer my favorite cousin.
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
Want to go to Victoria’s Secret? His fiancée is out of town and I’m going to try and stop the wedding with lingerie and lots adventurous sex
Absolutely! I love a good sexual filibuster!
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