Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
I'm at the bar and they've turned up lady gaga to cover the sound of the fire alarm.
he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
Hey remember that night when you sang Fergie to me? I think that's the exact moment in time when the thought "I could be faithful to this man" came into serious consideration.
When did we convert life to cartoon?
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
I started dipping tositos in my screwdriver last night
then apparently I went "not bad" and continued
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
My google history for last night included "Whre is johns house" and "wher can i buy nukes?" Pretty sure they're related to one another.
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
In my dream I had to eat so many peanut butter and Nutella sandwiches
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
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