She said she didn't have time to shave "there"
Then she shouldn't have had time to order the lobster.
why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
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Beer bonged 7 shots of Jameson. I title this night short stories with tragic endings.
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
I had another sex dream about you but it was very dissatisfying. As you finished you starting singing the star spangled banner. then you left. I was not amused.
Oh Julie took your pants off last night, I put your pajama bottoms on, and Rachel took your bra off. It takes a village.
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My breasts were aching with rage.
I left the brick of cheese in your car! Keep it at Moderate Temp! It's my precious!
I thought the first time I got peed on it would be by a baby...
Why would you call when you knew I'd be having sex!?
Why would you answer?
dude, there is no doorman in your lobby and the front door is locked
oh yeah, sorry he's up here at the party. coming now
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
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