i just realized i've been trying to levitate the potatoe chip out of her hand for the past ten minutes. i think i smoked to much.
I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
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i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
My life is a requiem composed in the key of fuck.
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
Beer vodka and pink lemonade powder mixed together. So. Many. Penises. My vagina will be calling out to them tonight. Coooooooooooooome.
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That was an excessively violent trivia night
The uberlube is also flammable
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
if he ever tells me he loves me when we are sober, i am a goner. just fyi.
Um, just removed my insulin from the fridge so that I could fit our case in there. Tell me, who has their priorities straight? THIS GIRL.
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