Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
They can't keep moving my court date back, i dont know if I'll survive another one of these going away to jail parties.
Wheres my essay?
You mean the vodka drenched shreds of paper taped all over the walls of the hallway?
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
I'm wearing a utility belt filled with alcohol
But you can't tell me I give the best blow jobs and then not break up with your girlfriend who has fucking TMJ! Come on!
Just saw the guy I slept with last night in a bar. He gave me a high five and kept moving
...and that is the first time I've ever wished fewer naked women on someone I like.
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
I just apologized to a wet floor sign i walked into.
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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