shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
did the walk of shame from ex-boyfriend's room only to find other ex-boyfriend sitting in the living room. some people shouldn't be allowed to be friends.
some people shouldn't be allowed to be desperate.
I am too pretty for them to be this angry at me.
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New universal law, if a movie has a Rob Zombie song in it, its probably a bad movie.
I sharted during my first quiz and I couldn't leave, I went ahead and took the rest of the day off.
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
the protein jug says add 2 scoops to your favorite beverage. guess who just found a way to make sam adams healthy? THIS GUY
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
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Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
If there was a category for "most likely to end up a serial killer" in your high school yearbook then I'm sure you would have won it
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
I cuddled with a man named Pickles
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
We are best friends because we can vomit simultaneously in the same toilet and not care
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