can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
There's a naked kid on the floor on your side of the bed. Don't freak out when you wake up. I think we need to fix the lock on the door...
I wore my underwear in the shower just in case i passed out and you had to come in and get me
you wanted the guy to gift wrap the condoms
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
I will be naked everywhere
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
The cop asked you after the breathalyzer what you think you blew and you very discreetly shouted "I'm pretty sure i blew Kyle on the way here "
Meet at Walmart straight from work to buy items for hurricane fun. Then blast some wine, make some sex, blast a bowl and cuddle each other till the sun comes up?
That's the most romantic New Orleans hurrication I've ever heard of. Can I have your babies?
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
Too bad I can't un-pee in his body wash
why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
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