clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
He took the lighter and said "this is how I give myself a bikini wax."
Its 4 am and he honestly tried throwing pizza at his ceiling for decorations
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
You screamed "show me a dick stand!" But before I could ask you wft that was you had passed out in the corner
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
The worst part about living in a small town is partying with your pharmacist and then having to buy Plan B from him the next morning.
A Morman just tried to recruit me and I told him "Trust me, you don't want me"
Sooo I ended up ugly crying at the drive thru window at 10 pm last night....how was your valentine's day?
Well what did you order
I'm so high that a guy on TV just sneezed and I said "bless you."
The hangover struggle is to real, just passed the drive thru window. Twice.
Oh I had the weirdest dream in which I was an archeologist stealing a golden dildo from a snobby British person
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