shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
I remember spending $50 at Ozzie's on Friday...my Visa remembers $120.
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$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
After throwing up in a tequila bottle on my nightstand (still not sure how she did that) she asked if she could slip into something more comfortable.
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
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Listen, you can whine about not having a "red" wine glass, or you can suck it up and chug it from the vase like the rest of us. The choice is yours.
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
There's a middle eastern man wearing a cow costume with tequila coming out of his udders, but I'm not sober enough to feel uncomfortable with it.
I feel as though sleeping all day due to the effects of prescription painkillers paid for by union insurance made this the most American day ever for me
I have a friend that keeps saying he wants to go bear hunting. Thought I would say just walk down church street at night. What intersection is it?
Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
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