i just renamed my vag "the sorting hat"
There is now a Twilight themed dildo. What do YOU want for christmas??
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
Just bought lingerie with the intention of wearing it as a shirt. It's going to be that kind of weekend.
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Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
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Let's put it this way. Mom is bringing me a new shirt and I smell like lube.
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
I mean, I'm not upset that HE's getting married, I'm upset his penis has to go through with it by default
i like him enough to wash my sheets.. but not enough to finally get that pink lemonade and vodka slushy stain out of my carpet
I wear drunk well.
We told him to puke in the Denny's parking lot or we wouldn't be his friend anymore. So he did. He wasn't even drunk.
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