Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
Valium party in the driveway. Attendance: 1. Don't make me do this alone.
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
that's why i use the vibrator in the tanning bed. multitasking. plus then my rooms doesnt know how pathetic of a life i lead.
An hour ago, you were stranded out of state, and now you're getting laid? You are a god. Whatever you do, don't ask her name.
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
I'm deleting Tinder. I got there he rubbed my back and then proceeded to jerk off on me.
Would it be creepy if I masturbated with my face in the pillow he slept on last night? Cuz I'm pretty sure that's about to happen
I told him I might be pregnant and he said he'd buy me a test and a twix bar. I'm marrying him. Tomorrow.
I told him it was fine and then I keyed his car.
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