He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
I think I may have appendicitis, but the house is like two blocks from the hospital so I'm just gonna go and drink anyway.
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
I spent 10 minutes contemplating condensation on grapes this morning.
DOGS JUST TOTALLY ATE THE FEATHERS OFF MY NIPPLE CLAMPS!!!
I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
Alright if I email the police department asking for my mug shot do you think they will email it to me
I am one with the molecules
Sitting on the toilet ... Eatin pizza with one hand, petting my cat with the other. I love a sad drunken life
10 shots in she's sitting on the floor using the open dishwasher door as a plate to eat her "life giving" pizza.
If I'm not naked in the back of a cop car having sex by the end of the night, I did something wrong..
People probably think I’m a fangirl bc I go to so many shows but it’s really bc I like fucking the tour manager
He wouldn’t know a good thing if it bit him on the ass. Which, btw, I did.
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