Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
Just used the salt in the bottom of my mcdonalds bag from last night on the eggs i made this morning. Way too hungover for this
the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
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When one of my seniors asked "Rough night?" I realized my poor decisions involving Tuesday night drinking did not go unnoticed.
this is the first time in over a year I had a pregnancy scare and actually would have known who the father was. I guess this is what adulthood feels like.
She told me her last name, which as you know is my #1 turn-off.
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I also know you puked in your shoe.
That would explain the note .... I apparently wrote myself an apology note from drunk to sober me .... saying "sorry for the fancy shoe soup" .... ugh I'll never drink again ...
ok give me a pep talk, I want a hotdog but I'm too stoned to go make it
It's not even 8 pm, or Saint Patrick's Day, and Kevin is drunk on my roof humping the air
I'm like 89% sure I could get him to buy me a car in exchange for a half-assed handy.
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I’ve gotta be honest, I didn’t expect to have sex. I didn’t shave... anything. You couldn’t have been impressed.
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