Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
Not everyone can get ass. Some people are good at building rockets. You’re good at sleeping with many men. It’s an art.
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
I can't be drunk. Sober yes. Drunk no. Spoonfuls
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I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
Had dinner with my ex husband. The box of wine is gone and I'm laying on the floor in my wedding dress. Where are you?!
I have green food coloring in my hair and just got a text from "Guy in the Yard"...so this morning is going just as you might imagine.
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
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fuck it. from now on whatever room i wake up in, i'm stealing clothes from. this walk of shame shit is too much without pants
I sent "Rawrrrr" to 151 matches on Tinder. I feel like thats a substantial size of the DC female population.
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
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