from now on my penis is your penis
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
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Every now and then I'll talk to a creeper for an extended amount of time. Randy, for instance, funded our entire night of horrible decisions.
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
If he's dead I'm so gonna get the blame. I have his passport, keys and his tooth in my purse.
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
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I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
I may have just masturbated while on hold with the IRS. don't judge me
Accidentally searched up "pizza pasties" instead of "pizza pastries". I was not disappointed.
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
You'd think it'd be fun living next door to a guy whose neck you once licked. Surprise, it's not.
Lucky bitch I'm at work covered in Jeff pee. And my hair smells like beer because I was trying to prove a point about PBR serving multiple purposes.
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