I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
Why is there a school picture of an 8 year old boy in my pocket...?
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
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Chuck job is nothing more than to be my dick stand when I'm too drunk to hold it while pissing
i know i should keep better track of the things that i put in your vagina but i've put so many things in there it's hard to keep track
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
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I wish I could accurately explain the embarrassment of standing in your bathroom with women's nair on your ass waiting to get in the shower.
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
i just has to use a gift card to Target that one of my students parents got me to buy Plan B bc my bank account is -$0.08 so my 2017 is starting exactly how i pictured.
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
I can’t believe I made out with a flat earther and didn’t know about it until now!
Just when I thought we may have our first low-key night together, I sang an Aladdin karaoke song to a bunch of roller derby girls, you took shots with married women, and we both fell asleep in our offices.
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