you know you are hungover when... you set your alarm for the next time you think you are going to throw up
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
I feel so grown up. I just went to home depot to buy actual home improvement supplies instead of stuff to make a bong with.
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
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Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
Just woke up from a weed coma and found a stem in my bra. Rainy day success.
god it feels good to gold a bottle of opiates again.
I think that typo was actually more appropriate than what you intended.
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
Thank you for letting me get drunk enough to forget he was there tonight, but not drunk enough to make a complete fool of myself.
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Vodka Vensday. With a Russian accent... It counts.
Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
Have you ever seen death before? Bc it's me right now in yesterday's clothes.
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