just did a line in a complete hula outfit off a chick in a devil costume. do you think hell will be this good?
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
I guess I gave him a 20 minute play-by-play of the first three sections of R. Kelly's 'trapped in a closet.'
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
Don't ask how or why, but I think the 775 on the inside of my lip is permanent
Dude, it's the frankincense and myrrh soap. Smelling like baby Jesus will get you laid.
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
I am making dinner in lingerie and heels and there is a 75% chance his roommate is going to walk in on this.
Yup. There he is. This conversation is awkward.
Ughhh I can't remember the last time "time fell back or springed forward" and I wasn't at the bar to argue about it :(
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
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