Here's an idea...how about I take shots by myself and drunk dial you around noon?
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
after i talked him through a bulleted list of why we couldn't have sex he just said "but it would be fun...."
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
Ok maybe now I get why I'm single I think I just broke a rib pooping
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
Ok, you agree to the terms? We can have sex, but this doesn't mean we're back together...it just means we're working on things. Got it? Sign here.
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
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