dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
On the couch having a debate with the dog over whether eating anothr sweet roll will make the hangover better or worse
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Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
I have migrated to the couch. Minimal movement is still happening, but I should be mobile enough to go to the liquor store by eight.......so that good.
This power is too much for most humans to handle safely. It's like having the nuclear launch codes, except it's my penis.
Denim handjobs are the worst handjobs. I hate all handjobs. Why do people even.
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I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
woke up to find a case of beer in the oven and a random puppy in the house...guess i had a party last night?
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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