so I was just driving high and I stopped to let a pinecone cross the road because I thought it was a hedgehog.
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
ok give me a pep talk, I want a hotdog but I'm too stoned to go make it
I came home and my mom goes "why are you barefoot and where the hell are your shoes?" and I replied "I have French fries"
the guy in front of me in walmart is buying a blowtorch, potato chips, and condoms. I'm curious and horrified at the same time.
Tonight I learned to never try to impress your ex by dancing on the stripper pole while drunk. That’s how you end up in the ER
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
Randomize
