Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
apparentely "Beer Pong Champ" is not a profession, no wonder they havent called me back......
told ya
just won a stolen shopping cart in a dance off in a parking lot.
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
nothing says happy new years better than a black eye from shooting yourself with a champagne bottle
In hindsight, trust falling your grandma was a bad idea. Sorry about that.
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
They fucked on my pong table last St. Patty's and broke it. I feel like I should be hiding my new one. Would hate for a tradition to form.
you took a potato out of your pocket and just started eating it raw. don't know where the potato came from though
21st birthday = success
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
Out of all the things you could eat off of my tits you choose lettuce? Thats so healthy. Yuck.
He got up after sex and said "is it wrong if I say happy Mother's Day?"
Is there a reason why your pubic hair is a plastic bag on my bathroom floor? And yes I know its yours... You wrote your name on the bag
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