I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
Almost accidentally stole a baby... explain later
Pretending to be straight requires way more energy than I'm willing to use in this heat.
Just ate applesauce I laced with percocets for dinner. I'm pretty sure my grandmother does the same thing.
Someone played tic tac toe on my abs?
Your 13 year old niece and her best friend half carried you from the beach to the pool where you then clung onto a raft and screamed about having pretty hair.
And THIS is why we get drunk. No good story, documentation, or event happens by eating a salad. Alcohol consumption leads to good things
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
If I could eat my chicken parm naked, it would be the closest I could ever be to God.
Whatever douche. I sucked the dick that made you. I. Win.
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