just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
My dad just yelled at me for going to youth group with out telling him. Apparently going out to fuck a girl without telling him gets me a high 5, going to youth group gets me grounded.
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
You know, I never expected to find myself with a roommate who I'd have to ask not to have sex while I'm in the room. And yet, here we are.
There's a black statue of liberty dancing on the side of the road. Please hold while I join him.
I don't judge her for getting booty calls at 2 in the morning, so she can't judge me for staying in friday nights and putting spray cheese on pringles.
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
i chased my gummy vitamins with cold bacon, never say I don't take care of myself
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
Hot date tonight for the first time in months and I just cut my dick shaving. PRAY FOR ME.
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
One a scale of one to hella drunk, how gracefully can I make it down those stairs
Randomize
