Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
this episode of spongebob makes me wish crabby patties were real
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
You know how most people would take your keys when they don't want you to leave a party? Those 2 girls aren't most people. They took my pants instead.
Well, I just did coke with a drag queen in a bathroom so that's the direction this night is taking
I didn't want to hook up with him so I just jumped out of bed, yelled "I don't even believe in god!" and ran out of the room
I told him about the time I blacked out and shit myself and he still wanted to have sex with me that night. Feeling pretty optimistic about where this fling is going.
best eviction party ever.
it wasn't an eviction party you asshole, you just happened to get yourself evicted during the party.
Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
I don't think it's ever a good night if I'm this hung over and I didn't even get an orgasm out of the deal...
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
To be honest, the last time I saw him he had a jesus costume on telling people to pray to his bible.
So he's at the chuch?
No, hooters.
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
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