Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
mid puke you looked up at me and asked if it was your turn to sing
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
his version of basketball was throwing hot sauce packets down my cleavage at taco bell at 2 am with his buddy.the cashier kept score
too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.
Dude how much would someone have to pay you to get you to slide your vagina across a bald man's head because Honestly I'd do it for the experience alone. but money would be nice too\n\nI'm thinkin like 500 bucks. Maybe 700
Why are you like this.
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