Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
if tampons were more like dildos the world would be a better place
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My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
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Is cereal technically a soup?
Fuck, I'm high.
He said it was fake. Like really? Hey baby, I wanna sleep with you, so here's a picture of a fake tiny dick
Gonna be hard to top last New Year's Eve when the guy I blew came at midnight
Hey don't blame me, picking what flavor of condom to put on my dick is a very difficult selection process
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
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