Grow some girl-balls and come out already
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
Sorry for screaming that you were an apple in spanish at the bar last night, that was the wine talking
Literally just one second of unclenched butt hole away from shitting my pants.
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
Everything was cool till you started pissing while standing at the bar
I just wish I had a snapshot of his attempted front flip off the bar. There are some things that are worth getting a life ban for, and the moment of impact with his foot and that lady's face was one of those things.
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
I asked him for something to clean up with after sex and he handed me a sham wow. A SHAM WOW
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
like, there should be nothing wrong with me wanting to watch you put on a bikini and roll around in a kiddie pool of jello
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
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