i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
I wish we were homeless so drinking on the streets was acceptable.
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
He fucked me so hard I might have to go to the hospital for internal bleeding
Can I have him when you're done?
I got to masturbate in Rome in a gorgeous hotel room. Don't try and tell me I need a boyfriend
I had sex for the second time today and ate an entire bag of alligator jerky on the way home. These truly are the golden years.
Ran into his sister at the gym and hit it in the parking lot. I dont even feel like a bad friend she got a boob job and lost 20 lbs its not even the same sister
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
Got to work this morning and thought... Did I really dance on that pole last night
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
If we both don't have awesome filthy sexual experiences to share in the morning...we are no longer best friends.
It's a shame I've been hooking up with him for 6 months and he still doesn't know my real name.
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
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