She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
I'm so covered in bruises. God dammit drunk me. We are a lady.
Don't mean to be rude. But did you, by any chance, cut down a tree from my neighbors backyard last night? And did you also drag it to my yard and burn it?
Ok so now that we've actually had sex do I get the last name or are u really witness protection status?
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
How can someone be so bad at fingering? It's such a simple concept
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
He told me I was his first American. I feel like I should've brought a flag to plant on him.
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
Your mom has reinvented the use of a ping pong ball.
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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