absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
i feel like a thai whore the morning after the navy left.
Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
I feel like I'm sitting in a sleigh of puddy. It's not a bathtub though because you need a sleigh to go down a mountain.
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
She told me she's into girls now. I told her there would be a full bottle of jäger and an empty bed here Friday.
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
Phil and I agree that the level of sand in your vagina rivals that of many of the earth's largest deserts
Then you're three pancakes deep in regret.
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
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