Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
she pinky promised me she was 18
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
She keeps stunt undies in her bag, 2 sizes too small. She leaves them behind so the guy thinks he was luckier than he was...
he found cum stains on my sheets and all i could blurt out was "better on the sheets than in me"
It was one of those you-have-no-other-way-home-and-we-already-made-out-so-I-guess-youre-coming-home-with-me-if-you-promise-to-leave-early kind of deals.
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
Last night I flashed a car full of people my tits for a bag of pretzels so yeah I'd say I was at least tipsy.
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
I don't think anything is more terrifying than the thought that you might shit your pants in front of your boss
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
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