Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
honey bunches of taint.
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
So the coke mirror was perfectly angeled at my face right when i woke up this morning. I now know how I'd look on intervention.
If eating a cheesesteak naked doesn't make me feel better, then I don't know what will.
Day drinking straight vodka out of a Mountain Dew can being towed behind a kayak on a raft. And no, there is no time difference, it really is 10 am.
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
You were yelling at the mannequin and saying "DON'T LOOK AT ME"
If we had a dog do you think we would be less hoe-y?
Nah
I should buy myself lingerie for Valentine’s Day instead of a present for you because I am the present
This is either going to be a hilarious catfish or the fuck trophy of the century.
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