In similar news, my cock is bigger than the plane that landed in the hudson.
Hungover. Be in at noonish. Turn my monitor on and put a hot cup of coffee on my desk so the boss thinks I'm in
i remember introducing him to all my posters and making him be extra nice to frank sinatra and bob dylan before he fucked me
Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?
In the future let's not drunk dive in the fountain in front of the hotel bar.
Apparently I walked up to him, mumbled something incoherently, then started to make out with him. Why does this always happen.
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
Our lady landlord called. Dot worry, I handled it. Drunk. Tell her it was Nate. Done. Good. Bye. Drunk.
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
I'm like 80% sure we nearly got arrested because we threw fireworks at a car
You are the jesus of drinking
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
Drinking wine while working. Yay.
Just had sex at the YMCA.
We are so productive today.
He was so drunk last night. He woke up out of a dead sleep at 330am, walked over to the dresser, opened his middle drawer and proceeded to pee. When I woke up and asked him Wtf he was doing, he told me it was fake pee and blamed it on the cat...we don't have a cat
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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