she just waddled down the stairs behind me and puked and kind of reached for me but i sped up. does that make me a bad person?
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
Went from beach to class to bar all while wearing my swimsuit as pants. Clearly I'm dressed for success.
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
i refuse to hook up with a girl that looks like drew carey.
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
Between the uncertainly of my bowels today, and the distance the bar is to my house, remember I am doing this for you and our mutual appreciation of alcoholism.
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
Then you're three pancakes deep in regret.
I'm gonna cum garlic butter
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