You should get sea herpes
I mean sea horses
im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
ok, my life is complete.... the cops AND the paramedic just made a Mean Girls reference...
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
Is it 3pm? Or am I losing my mind because it's pickled in vodka and diet coke?
And please let him know I don't normally go off on long rants about feminist theory. That was totally the vodka talking.
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
I just gave parenting advice and had a discussion about the distribution of wealth in america...in a bar. I'm starting to think its me and not you lol
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
Asking me to suck on my nipples isn't going to make me less mad at you.
If a clean cut ginger with a flannel and tattoos shows up at the apartment, he is allowed inside.
I wanted to make my beer stronger so I poured vodka in it. Why god....why
Can’t fucking wait for Tuesday night. Have another situation that popped up. I swear my life is like a cross between a soap opera and a porno
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