What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
I can already tell this is gonna be one of those parties where we sit across the room and text about people.
That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
I've got to stop making out with the guys and sharing drinks with you. I'm the reason we all get sick at the same time. Sorry.
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
Totally just met the chick getting nailed in our lobby last night. Should I bring it up?
I just farted in the bathroom and the guy in the stall next to me started gagging. Its a beauitful day
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
Does Jesus have blonde highlights? Pretty sure I saw him in a lavender shirt and Sperry's.
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
If I ever drink whiskey again make sure I don't eat the plastic cups that I'm drinking them from.
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